Long ... -----Original Message----- From: Lerman, Yoav Sent: Tuesday, July 06, 1999 5:13 PM To: Eaton, Elyahu; Hadar, Nava; 'Kuperberg, Dubi'; 'Unger, Uri'; 'Ellenbogen, Ron'; 'Tamir, Yaron'; 'Nichtren, Ofir'; 'Ron, Lior'; 'Simon, Yossi'; 'Yaniv, Assaf' Subject: FW: Try It !!! Did you ever wonder ??? * How come you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? * Why are they called buildings when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts? * Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together? * Why do people without a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what time it is? (Hey, why do YOU ask someone without a watch what time it is in the first place?) * Who is General Failure and why is he reading my disk? * The light went out but where to? * Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have? * Why is it you have a "pair" of pants and only one bra? * Does the reverse side also have a reverse side? * Why is the alphabet in that order? * If you got into a taxi and he started driving backwards, would the taxi driver end up owing you money? * What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way? * If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it do the other trees make fun of it? * Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? * When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss?? It sounds like a near hit to me!! * Do fish get cramps after eating? * How come abbreviated is such a long word? * Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"? * If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? * Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors? * Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new? * If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? * When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go? * Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a-door? * Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it. * How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him? * Do infants have as much fun in their infancy as adults do in adultery? * If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress? * Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons? * How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it? * Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of? * Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it? * Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? * Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase? * Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? * Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"? * Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? * What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious? * Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? * If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? * Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent? * Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate? * Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer? * I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. * If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working? * Isn't Disneyland a people trap operated by a mouse? * Sooner or later, doesn't EVERYONE stop smoking? * Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? * Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut? * War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left.