Luser Voicemail from Hell
All sound files below were recorded from Net Access voicemail.
New as of July 20, 1996
More new files for your listening pleasure. See below.
Special Note:
The wait is over! Five new files have been uploaded to this site, and
unlike the eudoria.wav file, these are in the non-luserish sun .au file
format. Some of them are kind of big. Tough patooties. If you have any
contributions of LVMFH, please send them as mime attachments to lvmfh@izzy.com.
- Luser calls Eudora "Eudoria" here.
- Luser forgets his password, doesn't leave phone number or lusername (I
know, I know, hillary said "lusername deleted." She meant "fullname
deleted.") here.
- Luser is on acid. I'm sure of it. Check it out here.
- Luser wants to talk to Avi about some bullshit survey here. I don't think we ever even gave him this
message :)
- Lus^H^H^H Justin foolishly believes that the main office number is a
good way to reach Avi here.
- Luser demands that we call him but fails to leave phone
number here. Sorry about the feedback - the
luser made it, not us.
- Well known luser who publishes his own report about the state of the
'net - inet-access readers, you know this guy - bitches and moans about
our network being down - during scheduled maintenance - here.
- Lus^H^H^H Vinny talks to our voicemailbox here.
- Whiny luser demands that we upgrade our service here.
Questions or comments? Please e-mail lvmfh@izzy.com.
Number of BOFH to visit with image capable browsers (since May 20, 1996,
6:30pm EDT (-400 GMT)):
