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Because my mum and dad are from Manchester, and my mum is a Utd fan, my dad is a Utd fan, so I'm a Utd fan too!" "Well," said the teacher, in a obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a Utd fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and car thief, what would you be then?" 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Here's one for all the football fans out there.



A primary teacher starts a new job at a school on Merseyside and, trying to
make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she is a
Liverpool fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are
Liverpool fans.

Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher
looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your
hand?"                                               "Because I'm not a
Liverpool fan," she replied.                        The teacher, still
shocked, asked: "Well, if you're not a Liverpool  fan, then who are you a
fan of?"
I'm a Manchester Utd fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why, pray tell, are    you a
Utd fan?"
Because my mum and dad are from Manchester, and my mum is a Utd fan, my dad
is a Utd fan, so I'm a Utd fan too!"                            "Well," said
the teacher, in a obviously annoyed tone, "that's no      reason for you to
be a Utd fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time.
What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and car
thief, what would you be then?"
"Then," Mary smiled, "I'd be a Liverpool fan."


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