Sample Selection from our Extensive Catalogue
The Lewisham Ambassador
A best seller! Your
choice of broken or missing drawer. Optional feature: time release
scratches - a guarantee that you can take some of your tenants'
deposit money.
The LuxoWobble Bed
This low cost item may be
legally be referred to as a bed in Estate Agents' blurb, making it
an essential item for the Rigsbyesque bedsit. Despite this noble
title, the LuxoWobble provides the maximum in discomfort coupled
with an astonishing disregard for craftmanship. Every LuxoWobble bed
has a 6 month Guarantee of failure - your money back if it isnt in
pieces by the time your tenants are due to receive their security
deposit.
The Albatross
Is it a table? Is it a shelf?
Whatever it is, it's completely knackered! What rented property
would be complete without a thoroughly bizarre and useless object
such as The Albatross ? We guarantee that not only will your tenants
be unable to identify this piece, but also that it will continually
get in their way throughout their tenancy. Impossible to store,
impossible to hide, this is one item you won't want to be without.

La
Infestazione
A paragon of late 1970s design, this almost
adequate setee will be sure to give even the fittest people spinal
damage. Every inch of the garish fabric shields a spike, point or
lump capable of ruining anyone's evening at home.