What's this?

I got rather annoyed on 28/9/01 while doing all the washing up that was mouldering in the sink. What really got me was the pan of rice that was sitting there, half-dissolved. So I wrote this web page.

I do of course think very highly of my flatmates, Daves I, II and III and Meri, who are excellent people, but this is my site and I'll rant if I want to. Please don't point out that I am prone to habits such as leaving my clothes drying around the place.

Click the image to read it, anyway.