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Microsfot Arseport
consists of two rather lame services: a single sign-in
service that allows you to use a single name and password
at a growing number of participating Web sites (currently
a whopping three), and a wallet service that
you can use to make online purchases which takes hours to
go through and just mean you accidentally buy fourteen
dildos anyway. Its almost easy. Theres only one name and password to remember (usually your own,) and after you sign in to one participating site, you can sign in to others with just one click. That's the theory anyway. The fact that all links are broken and half the pages aren't there are your problem, not ours. Its slow and tedious. You can store information about yourself in your Arseport profile and wallet, so you wont have to retype it when you visit or make online purchases at participating sites. Again, that's just the theory. What actually happens is you end up with information from another random user, who then tries to sue us for releasing confidential information. This is annoying because it means we have to send the heavies round to sort them out. Its as secure as a bin. Your personal information is written on a piece of paper along with games of noughts and crosses and girls' phone numbers, which is then usually thrown away by the cleaner. Youre occasionally in control over which sites have access to itincluding your e-mail and mailing addresses, and only trusted porn sites will be given any details we manage to find/remember. And, when you sign out, all of your Arseport-related personal information is left in a text file which is saved to the desktop, which means its safe to use on public or shared computers, provided nobody looks at it. Which they will. To get started, get an Arseport now! See also
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