There are three good arguments for the fact that
Jesus was black:

1. He called everyone "brother"

2. He liked Gospel

3. He couldn't get a fair trial.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that
Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into his father's business.

2. He lived at home until he was 33.

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his
mother was sure he was God.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that
Jesus could have been Italian:

1. He talked with his hands.

2. He had wine with every meal.

3. He used olive oil.


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that
Jesus could have been a Californian:

1. He never cut his hair.

2. He walked around barefoot all the time.

3. He started a new religion.


Then there were 3 equally good arguments that
Jesus could have been Irish:

1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He led people in green pastures.

 
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3
proofs that Jesus could have been a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there
was no food.

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a
bunch of men who just didn't get it.

3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up
because there was more work to do.


AMEN!!